Of all the things in the kid-related world to gender color-code:
Hi-Poo-pourri. Pou-pourri. I mean-- Poo-pourri.
Potty training can be tough on kids, parents, and noses. Add some fun to the bathroom experience with the latest stink-eliminating products from Poo-Pourri, the company behind the spray-before-you-go bathroom refresher that's sprayed directly onto the toilet water. The latest products are aimed at potty training youngsters. The Super Dooper Pooper line includes a silly blue or pink Poo-Pourri spray, a hardback potty training book and even a child-sized T-shirt.
Do you have a little potty trainer? If so, I'd be happy to send you the Super Dooper Pooper spray and book! Just let me know which color spray we should send--blue or pink. [bold in the original]
Seriously, why does this poo-engulfing polymer whatever have to be not just blue or pink, but blue or pink?