And I'm pretty sure they don't mean giving your kid an unpersonalized birthday cake. Still, New Jersey's Youth and Family Services agency is not giving the reasons for removing recently discriminated-against birthday boy Adolf Hitler Campbell and his two slightly less egregiously named siblings from their pinheaded, publicity-hounding, Nazi-loving parents' custody.
Wait, New Jersey? I thought they lived in Pennsylvania. Now I'll have to change my old post title...
NJ kids with Nazi-inspired names removed from home [boston.com via about a thousand people, thanks]
Previously: And now it's springform for Hitler in Germantown