Let the record show that no one puts a kid's full name on a grocery store birthday cake. And you also know that when little Adolf Hitler Campbell's parents' cake order at the ShopRite was refused, there was no exchange of Junior League of Greenwich Township pleasantries over the matter.
Still, if the Express-Times in Lehigh Valley was going to take the bait and give these knuckleheaded parents the publicity their stupid kid names were designed to generate , the least they could have done is to give us better shots of their porcelain poodle and commemorative mini-beer-stein collection. Who knew 25-year-old Neo-Nazis collect the same tacky junk as a mothball-scented, old Dominican grandma in Washington Heights?
Holland Township family angry that supermarket won't personalize cake for their son [lehighvalleylive.com via jason]
 There are two other kids, including a baby sister, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, who is not related to Aryan Justice, who's 3.5, and has dealt with her birthday cake problems in media silence]