Shitty toy vending machines are to New Jersey Turnpike rest stops what ice cream trucks are to parks and playgrounds: parasitic menaces designed to extort loose change from parents under threat of a meltdown.
Honestly, these kid-size "grillz", they might as well sell lead pacifiers.
what !?! wait.. bling teeth !?! huh !?! [skullsnaps, from 2009, thanks dt reader/historian rolf]