August 3, 2013

'Collect All 10 Grillz'

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Shitty toy vending machines are to New Jersey Turnpike rest stops what ice cream trucks are to parks and playgrounds: parasitic menaces designed to extort loose change from parents under threat of a meltdown.

Honestly, these kid-size "grillz", they might as well sell lead pacifiers.

what !?! wait.. bling teeth !?! huh !?! [skullsnaps, from 2009, thanks dt reader/historian rolf]

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