Seriously, if it means from now on, DC in August will feel like Monterey in September, I'll leave the Yukon idling next to the marina parking lot while I fill the ski boat up again. Posting will resume after we get back from the zoo; we're going to watch polar bears drown.
[and no, i don't think the "older posts" link at the bottom works yet; maybe tonight. But the DT WTF? Licensed Product Contest link works fine. Enter now!]