When our domestic GM divisions blithely ignore our demands for family-sized El Caminos, and our international reputation and currency have been flushed [counterclockwise, btw, I just checked] down the toilet, Australia-mocking Americans could always take comfort knowing that at least we weren't The Home of The Head Bumpa.
Those mocking days are over. DT reader Victoria spotted the Bumper Bonnet ["ideal for homes with hardwood floors"] in the latest One Step Ahead catalogue.
Which teaches us an important lesson: don't open that thing, it's SkyMall for babies! No, well, yeah, there is that. But I was thinking of "when you point a finger at Australia, there are three fingers pointing back at you."
Fortunately, the other hand's still free to point and laugh at Scotland, the Home of The ThudGuard.