February 24, 2011

O My Word, We'll Not Carry Coals In This Bentley Woodie Wagon



Two car brands, now alike in hoonery,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient marque "shooting brakes" are not news to me,
Where custom shops make Sultan's wagons gleam.
From forth the fatal loins of these two bros,
A pair of star-cross'd autos give their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Hope woodgrain wagons assuage parents' strife.
This Bentley Arnage met welder's hottest love,
And the four-by axles of an Escalade,
Which, why those hoopty wheels nought could remove?
Is now whoring for traffic on my page;
The which if you with money do attend,
Quick! 'Ere shall miss, 'cuz it's for sale, my friend.

2004 Arnage T 4x4 LHD Wagon For Sale in at British Motors Verona [carandclassic.co.uk via bentleyspotting and jalopnik, thanks dt senior wtf wagon correspondent jj daddy-o]

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I didn't think it was possible to make those Chrysler Eminem Detroit ads better, but now I'm wondering if they featured a R&J Chorus ....

Well played.

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