September 3, 2008

Celebrities Are Cheap Bastards, And Vice Versa

Damn, I have a whole bagful of shhht! with all these names on it, and it still ain't enough:

A source [!] close to the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor [!!] tells [?] exclusively that a gift from Plain Mary [?!] was sent to Bristol Palin [!!!] on behalf of Jamie Lynn Spears. [!?!?!?!]

An insider [!] says it was actually Lynne Spears [!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!!!!], Jamie Lynn's mom, who called about the gift, and requested the gift come from her daughter.

"It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths," said the source [!].

And this on the day when the McCain/Palin campaign simultaneously weeps openly in the Washington Post over the media's focus on Palin's kids, then stages a tarmac photo-op for McCain to meet Levi Johnston, the GOP's nominee for baby daddy-in-chief. We're country first, y'all!


Meanwhile, I guess they're having a girl? [via radar]

[lolol update: TOTALLY MADE UP. E! actually contacted Lynne Spears' publicist, who quoted Spears denying that she sent Palin any gifts. Which means she's actually lying about sending a few burp cloths, or Petit Tresor just makes shit up about famous people shopping there, figuring no one would bother to deny or factcheck something so trivial. Which do you think?]


Looks like McCain targeted his Britney/Paris comparison ads at the wrong person.

Can we all just agree to have the election next Tuesday and spare everybody all the shame and embarrassment the next 2 months of campaigning will bring?

The British got a lot of stuff right that we changed out of spite, and not having a set schedule for elections was a tremendously good idea.

Also, that picture is begging for a caption contest.

caption: "Well son, let's hope that by f***ing Bristol, you didn't f*** the rest of us too."

Also, I think Cardiff would be a great baby name.

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