Damn, I have a whole bagful of shhht! with all these names on it, and it still ain't enough:
A source [!] close to the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor [!!] tells CelebTV.com [?] exclusively that a gift from Plain Mary [?!] was sent to Bristol Palin [!!!] on behalf of Jamie Lynn Spears. [!?!?!?!]And this on the day when the McCain/Palin campaign simultaneously weeps openly in the Washington Post over the media's focus on Palin's kids, then stages a tarmac photo-op for McCain to meet Levi Johnston, the GOP's nominee for baby daddy-in-chief. We're country first, y'all!
An insider [!] says it was actually Lynne Spears [!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!!!!], Jamie Lynn's mom, who called about the gift, and requested the gift come from her daughter.
"It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths," said the source [!].
Meanwhile, I guess they're having a girl? [via radar]
[lolol update: TOTALLY MADE UP. E! actually contacted Lynne Spears' publicist, who quoted Spears denying that she sent Palin any gifts. Which means she's actually lying about sending a few burp cloths, or Petit Tresor just makes shit up about famous people shopping there, figuring no one would bother to deny or factcheck something so trivial. Which do you think?]