I'm just going to post the screenshot Jessica Suarez posted on her blog--she said she stumbled across it while looking for a set of sheets for her guestroom--and leave it at that. It's all too mindblowingly sad to handle right now.
Previously, related, 2006 was a peak year for parental simulation technologies:
Zaky Pillow Simulates The (Muppet) Mother's Hand
'Flat Daddy' Cutouts For National Guard Families