Wow. If X were for anything besides X-rated Movie, I would pair up Laura Sicouri & Kadavre Exquis' animated masterpiece LSD ABC with the much less trippy LDS ABC, and let the kid watch'em every day.
If you're into suggestive pixelations and awkward toddler conversations, though, there's nothing holding you back. F is for Fire it up!
LSD ABC by [vimeo via gizmodo thx dt reader rolf]