August 7, 2012

Mentos National Night: The Singaporean BabyMaker

I just, wow. I mean, I, SINGAPORE, people, land of caning and the One More Child Policy.

I'm a patriotic husband
You're my patriotic wife.
I wanna book into your camp
and manufacture LIFE.

I can't wait to buy a $900 stroller.

put this track on repeat
Let's put a bao in the oven.

It's gonna be a
really
really
really
really
fancy stroller.

[via fallows]

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