OK, work with me, this 1992 Chevy Lumina may be the perfect stretch minivan ever. WTFWhy, you ask? Because as Hooniverse points out, it transforms the "dustbuster to a full-scale Shinkansen." Also, it's in Estonia, so you can admire it from afar without ever having to seriously consider buying it.
Chevrolet Lumina Stretch Limousine - Limusiini, 7 450 € [nettiauto.com]
via: Hooniverse Wagon Wednesday: Stretched Chevrolet Lumina APV [hooniverse]