My gosh. A 1973 Ford Country Squire Wagon converted to a dually towing machine. With woodgrain painted--not adhered--on the side, and an American flag painted on the roof. Though honestly, with that ground clearance, who would know without Google Earth?
Anyway, if you hate bending over a car seat to buckle a kid in, this is the family truckster for you.
1973 Ford Country Squire, $11,500 nego [hemmings via @telstarlogistic]
Sure wish you weren't 2200 miles away, I'd trade you my rare 1959 Plymouth Sport Fury, it's a project though.