I may add to this later, but it's a start:
Dude, male birth control pills, transurethral ultrasound AND babyccino? The only way Colbert could be begging any harder for a Daddy Types link is if he had Uma on to discuss her work with breastfeeding.
UPDATE: I took out the Colbert Report video because I couldn't get it to stop auto-playing. Here's a clip.
OK, Here's a textbook freakout, which is a freakout in part because it actually happened. To DT reader Eric, whose kids were among those to mistakenly get cancer medicine in their prescription fluoride tablet bottle from the local CVS. Who only got around to noticing the toxic switch and calling patients two months after the fact. Eric's advice: check the actual meds, watch your kids' reactions to meds closely. [news report: patch]