Never mind Disney; it's a miracle any of us survived the 1980s. It was only about halfway through that I realized this:
was not a single Mouseketeers in Disney World episode, but a compilation of clips. I can't really call it a highlight reel, but there's no way to stop watching. And there's a Part 2:
On the bright side [sic], we can now draw a straight line between the Splash Mountain Pickaxe Rappers and Lars von Trier's Dancer in the Dark. So the decade wasn't a total waste.