Oh man, there's so much to post, but who's got the time? Before she went out of town for work, the wife brought home a bag of fresh carrots from the farmers market.
Yeah, the kids are transfixed by the giant sizes and funny shapes, but holy crap, people, now I spend all day and night peeling carrots! Day and night, I tells ya! I may as well be tying shoelaces! Doing the laundry on a rock by the river! Setting each line of type one letter at a time!