I've never liked The Velveteen Rabbit. It feels like it's been coasting into new bookcases based on pure saccharine grandparental nostalgia for decades. But now I'm terrified of it.
Mallory Ortberg has ripped the happy facade off another vintage bunny storybook to reveal the monster within.
The Velveteen Rabbit, as retold/revealed by Mallory Ortberg [the-toast.net]
Previously: The Runaway Bunny: No Escape
