What, you worry? Here are some stories from the worlds of parenting and pregnancy and what not to freakout over this weekend:
- In case you're having a hard time telling breastmilk and formula apart, just remember: they don't recall 5 million cans of powdered breastmilk for possibly containing beetles and larvae. Check the lot numbers to see if your Similac [pdf] is
gnarly and contaminatedbug-protein-fortified. [ap/yahoo via dt reader dt; similac.com/recall]
- Kids are swearing more and earlier--around age 3--and it's your damn fault. On the bright [?] side, they're sticking with the classics. Also, "sucks" is considered swearing? WTF? [livescience via theawl]
- After writing a 2,750-word blog post on the psychological, biological and evolutionary benefits of semen, that guy must--you know what, forget it. He used every possible ejaculation joke and reference in the book. Maybe when I was 20 I could've popped off a couple on demand but now... [scientificamerican via theawl]
- $)#($*%)# Katy Perry!!!!!