"Small children must be held": It sounds so sweet and loving, the saying on this little t-shirt. It's only when you learn it's from the front door of the self-important SoHo design emporium Moss that you realize they left off the rest of the warning: "Or we'll roast them like a Maarten Baas credenza."
Moss kids and baby t-shirts, in pristine white or charcoal black, $20 [mossonline.com]
"small children must be held"
"dogs must be curbed"