It's a proven historical fact that every single Greenwich Village-dwelling baby clothing company owner who uses the ill-gotten gains from selling licensed Tootsie Roll onesies at Wal-Mart to buy lease a Mercedes GL450, and then claims it's only because the car is "roomy enough to accommodate his growing family," will get a frantic call from his wife someday saying the massive SUV just fell three stories out the window of the parking garage and landed on the roof of the building next door. It's just a question of when.
PARKING PLUNGE | MERCEDES SUV IN THREE-STORY FALL [nypost via curbed, which has insane reader-submitted pics; image above: patrick chen]
I don't get it. I saw Jason Statham do something like this in an Audi A8 and the car was fine. Must be because this was a Merc.
But didn't Matt Damon do this to an A6 once, too?
True. Forgot about that one.
I just wanted to park closer to the exit!