Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is being taken to court by his baby mama because the 3-year-old boy comes home with Cinderella pull-ups and Bears Blue toenail polish on.
Frankly, I think the woman's crazy; the kid wore nighttime pullups with cars [OK, Cars] on them sometimes, and she didn't turn into a boy.
"'It's Brian and Brian's girlfriend,' she said [as she unconsciously revealed what this whole dispute is really about]. "It's happened on five consecutive visits."
Mother: Urlacher paints son's toes [suburbanchicagonews via huffpo]