What the hell are you doing in there, tickling? Get OUT of my kid's diaper before I wring your little red neck!
I thought we were the only ones who were freaking out about Elmo looking out above our son's groin. Tickling. Lurking. Creepy!
I figure it may just be some sort of karmic punishment for not forcing our 2 3/4 ear old son to be potty trained yet. He's not interested. And, so the alternative is that Elmo is skeeving us out at every diaper change.
This is what eventually drove me into the arms of 7th generation. :-)