WTF is with the played out 100-year-old tattoo cliches? Look, if you're gonna tattoo your child, at least get a design that shows a couple of creative synapses are firing up there. I mean, it's gonna be on there
forever for a week or so, easy.
A heart that says 'Sofia.' A funny, goth-lettered tramp stamp. Tribal armbands with nipple ends on the barbs. Two Target logos side by side [you know, for lactivists]. Even a Pampers logo, which you tell the checkout clerk at the grocery store is part of the "Free Pampers For Life" promotion, haven't you heard about it? Or how about "Copyright 2006, Nickelodeon Networks, Inc. No unauthorized reproduction"?
Is it so hard? I think not.
As seen on lazy-ass cable TV news segments!: Baby Tattoos, $5 [perpetualkid.com via kaz, who got me worked up enough to post about these things]
Previously: Babies & Tattoos & You
daddy tattoos his kid's handprint on his back
Phil & Teds tattoo
"If found, call this number" temporary kid tattoos