July 28, 2006

Blackwater Teddy Bears

blackwater_teddybear.jpgHi. I'm Blackwater USA. You may know me from such previous private security and military contractor operations as the invasion of Afghanistan, the Iraq War, guarding the Coalition Provisional Authority and the interim presidents of Iraq and Afghanistan, the attack that led to the first big assault on Falluja, and private policing in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

What you may not know is, there are "cuddly bear[s] in brown or black sporting the Blackwater Logo" for sale in our ProShop. Just $9.99. [blackwaterusa.com via boingboing]


What's next?

Haliburton Huggables?

So they didn't opt for the obvious name?

Mursanary (sic)

I'm holding out for the "Abu Graib Elmo" and "Gitmo Barney."

We now live in a world where we have to fend off sniper kitties, then Blackwater needs its bears:


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