Hi. I'm Blackwater USA. You may know me from such previous private security and military contractor operations as the invasion of Afghanistan, the Iraq War, guarding the Coalition Provisional Authority and the interim presidents of Iraq and Afghanistan, the attack that led to the first big assault on Falluja, and private policing in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
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