Here is an orange calfskin bookcase in the shape of a geometric squirrel fron Petit h, Hermès's upcycling collection of oddball one-off objects overseen by the great-great-great-granddaughter of the company, Pascale Mussard.
I guess it's better than starting an heiress rock band, or being a socialite-DJ in St. Tropez or wherever, but not by much. Honestly, people.
Petit h [hermes.com via coolhunting, who does not say if the bookcase will be available this weekend at the Costa Mesa Hermès store's Petit h exhibition]