November 13, 2013

McSweeney's Published Amusing Birth Plan

David was surprised that he hadn't seen this funny birth plan published at McSweeney's last year. Me, I was not surprised, seeing as how I don't recall visiting McSweeney's since my Wholphin subscription ran out. But I'm trying to get caught up! As soon as I can make a dent in this stack of New Yorkers!

Labor

Please generally avoid procedures that are totally unnecessary or excruciatingly painful.

Jamie would like Jeff to do the pushing whenever possible.

We have chosen a Doctor ("Mr. Cooper") because he shares our desire for a natural, low-intervention birth. Mr. Cooper will deliver the baby via Skype from his home in Taos.

Jamie and Jeff's Birth Plan by Paul William Davies [mcsweeneys.net via dt guru dt]
Previously, and proving point: Baby, Earn Your Keep boardbooks from McSweeney's [Dec. 2005]

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In the same vein is OUR TERRIBLE NANNY IS AVAILABLE STARTING IMMEDIATELY:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our-terrible-nanny-is-available-starting-immediately

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