Alright, it's only been a few months, but I think this project is coming together very nicely. We'll put the 50-ft wolf puppet sculpture on top of a mountain. The giant duck puppet sculpture can go in Hong Kong. And the life-sized whale head sculpture can go on a cliff somewhere along the Central California coast.
The sooner we can Kickstart these things, the sooner JJ Abrams can work the whale sculpture into his reboot of Star Trek IV, hilariously set in brogrammer-era San Francisco.
Also, will anyone who knows anything about "designer Dion Porzio" please come forward? Because I cannot find anything, and s/he's about to have three or more monumental statues added to his/her CV.
Previously:
Creative Playthings Wolf Puppet Will Change The World
Duck Puppet No Wolf Puppet
There be whales in the hold!