And here's ours, in the New Yorker, courtesy of Jen Nessel and Lizzy Ratner:
Goodnight non-slip socksGood Night Nanny Cam [newyorker]
And goodnight sustainable-wood blocksGoodnight friends with unique, unusual names
And goodnight brain-development games
Previously, and uncannily similar, from DT 2006: Boom Baby Moon, the 1993 Baby Boomer overparenting parody