In the great green room,
there was a telephone
and a Rolling Stone
snorting out of a spoon
As befits any Goodnight Moon parody about Keith Moon, this one turns NSFBedtime. And some of the rhymes do make one wonder if anyone at Rolling Stone has actually read Goodnight Moon. But it exists, and that's enough.
And it leaves a lot of good lines on the table [heh] for the future creators of Goodnight Keith Moon. So there's hope.
Goodnight Spoon | Keith Richards' Lost Kiddie Classic [rollingstone]