Basically, I'll follow Tom Scocca wherever and whatever he writes, so if he's going to do a no-holds barred account of the deeply weird moments of the childbirth process as part of Deadspin's Blood Week, I'm there.
He says the blood squirts out of the umbilical cord, I say how high?
Blood hit the wall. We were down at the foot of the bed, and the blood hit the wall above the headboard, like the kill shot in a Korean movie. Six, seven feet, easily, clearing my wife where she lay.Okay, then!
FWIW, I didn't cut the cord, either. If you're really into it, I mean, sure, why not, but also, why? How did that start?