Is it too early to see what happened to the overeager, overachieving yuppie children of the 90s, who were raised on Carmen Sandiego? They dorked out, cheated a little, really showed that private school jerk from Manhattan, and went on to achieve their dreams of becoming standup comedians. Where they earn their livings teling stories about being on Carmen Sandiego to close the epistemological loop. This is exactly what the children of parentbloggers are gonna end up doing, too, only on a much more granular, niche scale. Mark my words, the tables will turn one day, and we will be their fodder instead.
Meanwhile, hey-ho, did you know that Lynne Thigpen, who played The Chief Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? was also the mysterious, all-knowing DJ lips in The Warriors?