Dave Bry went to a beach club on the New Jersey shore last weekend so you don't have to:
4) A group of parents are sitting on the beach, drinking beer and talking about dolphins. "There have been more of them this year," says a woman wearing large sunglasses. "They came a couple of weeks ago, and the kids were in the water. I looked out and saw the fins. And, you know... I think any mother would... I screamed. I started screaming, 'Get out of the water! Get out of the water!'" She laughs at the memory. "I mean, you know, you see a fin... But it was just dolphins." A man leans back in his beach chair. "I wouldn't have said anything. I woulda been like, 'You can take one of mine. Maybe then I could get a smaller car.'"Seen and Heard at a New Jersey Beach Club This Past Weekend [theawl]
