Get ready, you're totally gonna knit your pants over this one.
This pattern is knit ready yet, but it will be soon!
I got a million of them, but now I wonder if I should pre-sell my Austin Powers X Crafty Bastards X Hello Kitty jokes on etsy instead. Not that it matters; if it's remotely good, a half dozen etsy gnomes'll start copying it soon enough anyway.
Pre-Sale - Knitting Pattern Kitty Pants, 35 Norwegian Kroner [etsy via dadwagon's twitter]
Previously, like 2006 previously: Hand-knit Cranky Pants by Amy Betts