Basically, I don't have anything to add to Wonkette's coverage except the word Texas:
The great thing about writing over-the-top joke exaggerations about America is that often they come true! For example, just this morning we were sarcastically criticizing Jan Brewer for failing to extend gun rights to kindergartners who need to open fire on their classmates. Then, about an hour and half after we posted that, a six-year-old kindergartner's loaded gun fell out of his pocket in the school cafeteria and fired, injuring himself and two other children, one of them also six and the other five years old.Texas Kindergartner Exercising 2nd Amendment Rights At School Hurts 3 [wonkette]
