I'm sure there are others, but I just added "I need help wiping my butt" to the list of things that my pre-dad self never imagined he would hear. Ever.
posted April 12, 2011 1:27 PM | add to del.icio.us | digg this |
Tweet
6 Comments
Google DT
Contact DT
Daddy Types is published by Greg Allen with the help of readers like you.
Got tips, advice, questions, and suggestions? Send them to:
greg [at] daddytypes [dot] com
Join the [eventual] Daddy Types mailing list!
Got tips, advice, questions, and suggestions? Send them to:
greg [at] daddytypes [dot] com
Join the [eventual] Daddy Types mailing list!
Categories
Bizarre Childrens Book Contest |
DT Childrens Book Review Contest |
about daddytypes |
adoption |
advice |
architecture |
art |
birth |
books |
cars |
clothing |
diy |
eBay |
education |
food |
furniture |
gay dads |
gear not strollers |
health |
movies |
music |
names |
newborn |
news |
nursery |
nyc men's room changing tables |
parent company |
pregnancy |
safety |
strollers |
toys |
travel |
tv |
urbanbabywatch |
vintage |
web |
work |
Top 40 Tags
dadblogs
beta dad
cry-it-out
cynical dad
dadcentric
daddy dialectic
dadwagon
defectiveyeti.com
eric snowdeal iii, iv
fatherhood is
i hate snaps
laid-off dad
metrodad
moderndaydad
more diapers
moseleyworld
nontoxicreviews
rebeldad
rice daddies
stork bites man
sweet juniper
thingamababy
z recommends
the zero boss
TAKING A TIMEOUT baby roadies
the blogfathers
daddy drama
daddyzine
philosopher dad
the trixie update
cry-it-out
cynical dad
dadcentric
daddy dialectic
dadwagon
defectiveyeti.com
eric snowdeal iii, iv
fatherhood is
i hate snaps
laid-off dad
metrodad
moderndaydad
more diapers
moseleyworld
nontoxicreviews
rebeldad
rice daddies
stork bites man
sweet juniper
thingamababy
z recommends
the zero boss
TAKING A TIMEOUT baby roadies
the blogfathers
daddy drama
daddyzine
philosopher dad
the trixie update
copyright
copyright 2024 daddy types, llc.
no unauthorized commercial reuse.
privacy and terms of use
published using movable type
no unauthorized commercial reuse.
privacy and terms of use
published using movable type
Wait, how'd you get through Kid One without hearing that?
We have a similar list - Things we hope our son outgrows before his first date. Such as:
-Biting his own toenails (yes, TOEnails) at the table.
-Standing up mid-meal and emphatically announcing, "I have to poop!"
-Lifting up the shirt of his dining partner in order to snuggle with her tummy.
-Working the word, "fart" into every possible grammatical position in a sentence.
-Some other sneeze-related actions that shall remain unmentioned.
My 3-year-old son the other day as we are walking under a tree where its obvious that birds have pooped: "Dad, um, if I eat bird poop will it make me smell like a bird?"
K1 (2.2 years) disclosed typically male behavious the other day while taking his bath: pointing to his private parts, saying "p*n*s big". Okay ....
You must not have seen the documentary The King of Kong, in which Steve Wiebe's son yells that he needs his butt wiped but dad is busy an hour into achieving the world record on Donkey Kong and can't stop playing. Kid commences to scream "Stop playing Donkey Kong!!" but dad is undeterred.
Not that I fault him, and he says on camera that he's very embarrassed that his worst moment of parenting is recorded for all to see.
Fantastic documentary, by the way.
This will also be on the list of things your post-AARP self will never imagine uttering.