Congratulations to the five finalists in North Korea's national "play this song perfectly on a guitar that's way too big for you, and you'll get a bowl of rice this month" contest!
Interesting trivia tidbit: Great Leader Kim Jong Il actually wrote this song when he was 3--and performed all the parts himself, on five guitars. [via boingboing]
That's it, all the Matchboxes are going out tomorrow. Now where is that guitar?