You know, I went to kindergarten with a lot of Jewish kids. I learned to swim at the JCC. But my shtreimel goes off to dt pal Marjorie, who clearly used the latest, most advanced Jewish kid name generator software for her kindergarten graduation speech in Tablet Magazine.
And yet, she has a hard time keeping up with the Moskovitzes in this story about eco-Jewish summer camp from the Forward. G-d clearly shined down on them when they named their daughter.