You know, this joke would've been a lot funnier if I'd posted this Pampers thing right last weekend like I'd planned.
Also, you realize this means they COULD make plain white diapers any time they wanted to, and so the only reason they don't is because... why, exactly?
Seriously, are you sitting around Cincinnati waiting for Jil $(*%ing Sander to call you? Just get it done, people!
Pampers & Cynthia Rowley Partner on the First 'Designed' Diaper [prnewswire via publicist]
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