After some playground discussion, apparently, the kid decided she was a Colts fan. Because, you know, horses.
And sure enough, she watched her first Superbowl with the intensity of a crappy, watered-down beer addict.
And as we started bundling her off to bed, she managed, in between her sobs to say, "Every time I watch my team loses."
Which I think is the Redskins' motto, so that's convenient.