Ah, what are older brothers for? For selling the insane flying saucer playhouse your dad or whoever spent 8 months straight building for you on Etsy for ten grand, that's what.
The one with the removable dome, the reclining seats, the movable control panels, and custom-made space ladder. The one that's "about the size of a mid-sized car," which can fit "in most garages," which sleeps four adults, and which could probably fit in the back of a truck, or just get a Uhaul for the day and head on down to Georgia.
I don't know, man, it looks like a pretty tight squeeze.
Handmade One Of A Kind Life Sized Wooden Painted Space Ship, $9,997 on Mangopork's Etsy [etsy via dt reader mimi]