A 30-year old woman suddenly gave birth in the toilet on a train in northeast India, and the baby fell down the chute, out the trapdoor, and onto the tracks. So the mother raced out of the bathroom and jumped off the train in the dark to search for the kid. Either the dad or some random pakora vendor pulled the emergency brake, and the train slowed to a halt a kilometer or so down the track. They eventually found the mom and the baby, both of whom were doing just fine.
Because, hello, the train was only moving 15kmph. Also, the toilet empties right onto the tracks. Also, seriously, does this happen all the time in India? What is up with this Telegraph headline?
Incredible cycle of birth, fall and survival [telegraphindia.com via cbc]