The horror... the ridiculous horror...
I've been trying to work out the script where this dopey gringa gone-native is Dennis Hopper, and the man living on this abandoned doll-covered chinampa is Kurtz, which would make the canals of the Mexico City borough of Xochimilco the Nung River, and which would make me--or you, fellow YouTube viewer--Charlie Sheen. But it's not coming, and all I know is, I've never wanted a machete more than I do right now.
This OMGOMG nonsense makes the clip from the Mexican In Search Of... feel like freakin' 60 Minutes:
half-baked explanation: Mexico's Isla De Las Muñecas [boingboing]