This was in my comment spam this morning:
Hello , This is Hunter from newmart company,if you have any question or need our price list ,please do not hesitate let us know Look forward to receiving your reply Best regards, Hunter Quanzhou Newmart Baby and Child Products Co.,Ltd Building 6,Zhongyuan Mingcheng,Quanxiu Road,Fengze District,Quanzhou City.,Fujian Province,China. P.C : 362000Now I have a grownup friend named Hunter, I'm pretty sure 99% of the world's Hunters are still under four feet tall.
We rarely get the chance to choose our own names. So if you were, say, entering the witness protection program, or doing Fujianese export bizdev or porn, what name would you choose?
And while we're on the topic, to what extent are the names we choose for our kids the names we wish we'd grown up with?