I shop at you, I drop my kid in your ball pit, I join your clubs, I make end tables out of your paper towel bales, and this is how you repay me? You gang up to turn me into Jabba the Hutt?
ONE Ikea serving--using a child's bowl! that children could use!--one child-sized serving of Costco Trail Mix has 1,600 calories. That's more than six McDonald's cherry pies, a whole day's worth!