Apparently dissatisfied with the performance of the current offerings on the Neglect-o-matic market, Evan Staul decided to take matters into his own hands. And so with little more than a cordless drill, a cheap-ass umbrella stroller, and an extra empty room, he invented his own Automatic Baby Walker. I say "invent," but I think Ricky Bobby's daddy made one of these, only the wheels were pointed the other way.
Automatic Baby Walker [youtube via kid kustoms blog]
Yah, cuz nothing puts you to sleep like a drill whining right next to you ;)