Because so far, it's not working for me.
So last night after the big speech, we're feeling pretty good, getting ready for bed, and my wife mentions all the bowls from the Obama cookies we made, "I'll do the dishes in the morning." And I'm all, "No, no, don't worry. Obama will do it."
And we're talking about the schedule this morning, how to juggle preschool dropoff, K2's nap, and a kindergarten tour, and I'm all, "No sweat, Obama can take the kid to school."
image: the kid's last Obama cookie, plus Obama tofu.