Remember last month how I mocked the Venice Biennale-winning installation, Recycled Toy Furniture by blob-loving architect Greg Lynn for being neither recycled, nor toy, nor furniture?
I mean, seriously, you expect me to believe there are giant, plastic ride-on eggplants?? What, are they by Little Tikes?
Uh, Chicco, actually. And Lynn's California architecture firm is ready and willing to buy yours off you right now. Send a picture, and he'll send a check and a box, no foolin'. He's also looking for a couple of Little Tikes rocking toys, and some kickboards by Big Toys.
Mi scusi, senor l'architetto.