Jim found a 1983 coloring book, On The Road With Mr. T in a thrift store. "The captions were incredibly boring," he says, "so I rewrote some of them." And how. I cannot, for the life of me, imagine what those original captions might have been.
Now and forever, the caption of the picture above will be, "Mr. T is sorry for what he did. He would like to offer you a bushel of Maryland crabs."